Kinematic - Zonal - Terrapin

You are a really cool person!

What's up team! If you visited this site you may or may not know who I am. If you do, good on ya. If you don't, first of all, [love] you, and second of all, my name is T-Dizzle (or T-Diddy, if you like) McSquizzleSquanker Albuquerque Compton, California. I am responsible for the creation, concoction, or otherwise manifestation of classic characters you know and love such as "mickey mouse" or "sponge bob" or "IAmHoodlum". And now, my story: On the day March 9th, in the year of our lord 2006 CE or 2 PN (Post-Napoleon), the great Google Docs was released. Meanwhile, in the run-down nowhereville known as Alamogordo, New Mexico, I emerged from a cherry-flavored test tube and promptly began reciting the Fibbonaci sequence (true story!) Not long after, my family and I relocated to West Virginia, then South Carolina, where I grew up and currently reside. As a hatchling (or... emerge-ling?) I played way too many hours of video games for my own good since I lived isolated out in the country and didn't have any siblings. But actually maybe it was FOR my own good because I ended up wanting to learn how games were made and stumbled across something called "programming". The rest is history. Shizz I do: I am an author. I write real printed books. I am responsible for classic titles and New York Times Best "Snailers" such as Diary of a wimpy kid. This is a diary I wrote about a wimpy kid. and The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald. You can find these titles at any book store. They will have them in stock, guaranteed. I am a musician. I make music. You can check it out at this SoundCloud link. Some of it is good and some of it is not that good. I play the (upright and electric) bass, guitar, and keyboard. My dream is to one day own an orignal Moog Model D (also known as the Minimoog). I am a programmer. I write code. You can check it out on this website by hitting the F12 key or by right clicking and hitting the "view page source" utility. I am a game developer. I make games. Most of them are hidden to the public, rotting on my hard drive (or hard disk, if you like). I slave away making games that no one will play and then I forget about them.

Current projects include:

This site is really just a temporary thing so I can showcase my shizz while I build my really cool awesome site. I'll put a link to it at the top of the homepage once it's launched.